
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
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if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
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the other day i was cutting the grass
and the lawn mower wheel got caught on a fence pole
and it stopped and it rammed me right in the vagina
2nd time this has happened..